Adrian Peterson (vs. Lions) will rush all the way to Des Moines before sunset Sunday.
The Texans will defeat the Titans in overtime. Yes, you read that right.
History repeats itself: just like last year, Darren McFadden has his breakout game against the Chiefs, and this time he doesn't get hurt.
Despite the trash talk, the Patriots pound the Jets into submission at the Meadowlands. After the game, Bill Belichick says to Rex Ryan, "You're my bitch now."
Falcons vs. Panthers: Michael Turner and DeAngelo Williams will compile 300 rushing yards between the two of them.
By halftime, Kevin Kolb will leave Andy Reid asking himself, "Why did I draft this a**hole?"
Santana Moss will catch over 100 yards and a touchdown... and most fantasy owners will have benched him after his poor showing last weekend.
The Bills will beat the Buccanneers by double digits.
Chad Ochocinco will make a total ass of himself at Lambeau Field (and that's okay).
Jay Cutler will be booed off Soldier field after another horrible performance, this time against the Steelers. Meanwhile, Lovie Smith kicks himself for not signing Jeff Garcia.
Derek Anderson will start the second half of Sunday's game.
LaDainian Tomlinson will not be able to finish the game due to injury... oh wait, that already happened week 1. Jeez.
Let's get week 2 started!!